Leah.

I speak in fluent sarcasm and live in Converse. Owain Yeoman, Darren Criss and Josh Hutcherson are perfect. I'd rather be an actor than have a 'proper' job.

The Mentalist, The Hunger Games, The Fault In Our Stars, John Green in general, Glee, Klaine, Paramore, Bruce Springsteen

"Have I gone mad?"
"I'm afraid so, you're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret, all the best people are"

I aspire to be Jennifer Lawrence.

Paramore - 11/11/2010
Bruce Springsteen - 21/06/2012
Bruce Springsteen - 20/06/2013
Paramore - 20/09/2013
Nina Nesbitt - 21/03/2014

As you can tell by those dates, my music taste is pretty limited..
Or I'm just shit at buying concert tickets.
You decide.

 

In hindsight, I probably should have used those revision notes a little more instead of just taking selfies in front of them💀 #revisionnotes #selfie #eyes #hefe #brunette #halfpout #smile #hazel #happy #throwback #flashbackfriday✌

In hindsight, I probably should have used those revision notes a little more instead of just taking selfies in front of them💀 #revisionnotes #selfie #eyes #hefe #brunette #halfpout #smile #hazel #happy #throwback #flashbackfriday✌

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

set-phasers-to-gay:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

#dicks worship the sun pass it on

set-phasers-to-gay:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

#dicks worship the sun pass it on

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livelaugh-cry:

Can we please just take a moment to appreciate this song, even if you’re not a Paramore fan I feel as if you should listen to it, I cannot fathom this songs beauty into words. Never before have I listened to a song and had the instrumental reduce me to tears but somehow this song made me do just that. Keep listening until the end, this is where the powerful instrumental kicks in. It builds and builds, almost to a climax. Close your eyes and listen. But then it fades out. The music dies, you expect the song to have ended. Think of it in this way. The build up is thoughts going wild, everything is getting too much. You can’t take anymore. You end everything. Silence. Nothing left. Gone. You think it is all over. But then the music slowly fades back in, its not ended. It comes back from it’s depths, just like you can. You can fight your way back. If you just “Think of the Future” you will fight your way back. Never before has a few seconds of music told a greater story.

annie-leonhardts-ass:

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. 
I would never have been this happy. 

I work in an ice cream shop, and few things annoy me more than when people come in and say “I’ll just have it in a cone”

Just a cone, are you sure?

Because I was going to serve it to you in the holy fucking grail

deanisanactualprincess:

thegirlwhowaitedfortheurl:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

iamtonysexual:

itsxplacebo:

if you use the term “fandom”, then please kill yourself. 

if you tell people to kill themselves for using a harmless term, you’re probably a pretty big douchebag and I’m going to have to ask you to leave the premises.

what the hell do i call the fanbase then

the heavenly order of psychopaths

satan’s favorite porn writers

satan’s favourite porn writers

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