I speak in fluent sarcasm and live in Converse. Owain Yeoman, Darren Criss and Josh Hutcherson are perfect. I'd rather be an actor than have a 'proper' job.

The Mentalist, The Hunger Games, The Fault In Our Stars, John Green in general, Glee, Klaine, Paramore, Bruce Springsteen

"Have I gone mad?"
"I'm afraid so, you're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret, all the best people are"

I aspire to be Jennifer Lawrence.

Paramore - 11/11/2010
Bruce Springsteen - 21/06/2012
Bruce Springsteen - 20/06/2013
Paramore - 20/09/2013
Nina Nesbitt - 21/03/2014

As you can tell by those dates, my music taste is pretty limited..
Or I'm just shit at buying concert tickets.
You decide.


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Can we please just take a moment to appreciate this song, even if you’re not a Paramore fan I feel as if you should listen to it, I cannot fathom this songs beauty into words. Never before have I listened to a song and had the instrumental reduce me to tears but somehow this song made me do just that. Keep listening until the end, this is where the powerful instrumental kicks in. It builds and builds, almost to a climax. Close your eyes and listen. But then it fades out. The music dies, you expect the song to have ended. Think of it in this way. The build up is thoughts going wild, everything is getting too much. You can’t take anymore. You end everything. Silence. Nothing left. Gone. You think it is all over. But then the music slowly fades back in, its not ended. It comes back from it’s depths, just like you can. You can fight your way back. If you just “Think of the Future” you will fight your way back. Never before has a few seconds of music told a greater story.


Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. 
I would never have been this happy. 

I work in an ice cream shop, and few things annoy me more than when people come in and say “I’ll just have it in a cone”

Just a cone, are you sure?

Because I was going to serve it to you in the holy fucking grail






if you use the term “fandom”, then please kill yourself. 

if you tell people to kill themselves for using a harmless term, you’re probably a pretty big douchebag and I’m going to have to ask you to leave the premises.

what the hell do i call the fanbase then

the heavenly order of psychopaths

satan’s favorite porn writers

satan’s favourite porn writers


(Source: placebomurzyn)




If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this







au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate

ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white


No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.


But at the same time, imagine bumping into someone and your whole life lights up

(Source: denmarkswag)



I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater



I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 


"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs